The French are glad to die for love They delight in fighting duels But I prefer a man who lives And gives expensive jewels A kiss on the hand May be quite continental But diamonds are a girl's best friend A kiss may be grand But it won't pay the rental On your humble flat Or help you at the automat. Men grow cold As girls grow old And we all lose our charms in the end But square-cut or pear-shaped These rocks don't loose their shape Diamonds are a girl's best friend Romance is divine and I'm not one to knock it But diamonds are a girls best friend Romance is divine, yes, but where can you hack it when the flame is gone Just try and pawn a tired done one Some men buy and some just sigh That to make you their bride they intend But buyers or sighers they're such goddamn liars Diamonds are a girls best friend There may come a time When a lass needs a lawyer, But diamonds are a girl's best friend. There may come a time When a hard-boiled employer Thinks you're awful nice But get that ice or else no dice He's your guy When stocks are high But beware when they start to descend It's then that those louses Go back to their spouses Diamonds are a girl's best friend