She really kills me, yeah she's my friend She's my Tuesday high, my girlfriend She's so cute, so pretty, funny girl She's always into something, hey girlfriend! She has a pink bicycle She rides everyday, yeah She likes eating ice cream While blowing bubbles with her chewing gum And always wears different colored socks She does it to me, yeah she's so nice She only drinks tequila, Tuesday high She's got cute, short hair such a pearl She's always doing something, funky girl One day while walking in the park I heard someone panting And there she was dancing I laughed and cried out, "Oh what a dancer" She said, "If my legs were longer" "I'd be a super model don't you know?" "So take my picture now, please" The flowers in the park were dancing in the wind As the sun glowed, yeah, yeah And I took pictures as she spun around Stopping to strike a fancy pose, yeah, yeah It's never boring with my honey girl She's such a bright and dizzy, funny girl She's always dancing all alone in her funky world She's got a black belt, what a funky girl, come on She's AB RH minus yeah You might call her strange, but she's my friend