Aisa lage yaha cheen ke hi lena hai
Jo lena hai dilane waala koi ni hai
Yaha sona hai to aankhe khole so
Tere peeche yaha sulane wala har koi hai
Aankhe kholo dekho
Aankhe kholo dekho
Baapu bole koi gaal pe tamacha de
To dooja bhi usi ke aage dedo
Main bola kyu, haan?
Aise hi jane du kyu
Dahaadu jaise King Kong
Bhaage saare keede kabhi sapne they free ke
Ab ye mujhi ko khareede
Pade peeche mere, kyu haan?
Aise hi jaane du kyu
Hai ghisa maine teen saal khudko
Mai jaaga teen raat aankh laal meri
Likhi teen baat tere liye
Fir kyu haan?
Aise hi jane du kyu
Ek baar chali jaae
To baazi fir lautke naa aae
Kho jae, kaha jaae
Ye hojae beta *phew* haan
To fir aise hi jane du kyu
Ye waqt tera aaka hai
Yahi tera dost, tera saanjha hai
Yahi ghauv bhar jaata hai
Yahi ghauv kar jaata hai
Chala haatho ki lakeero pe
Nigaahe kari teekhi
Mehengi padi badi zada to salahe li thi free ki
Likhi beeti padi badha thi kitabe meri feeki
Jeeti ghadi ghadi asha kari mirchi bhi meethi
Maari seeti poora desh ghoom gaya
Dil ki suni dekho poora desh moot gaya
1 mahina khichega tera hafta
Aadhe aashiko ko yaha pe kalesh choom gaya
Tha mai baitha, kone me thi nazare sabhi pe
Jigra ni kisi pe, ye dhee ke
Paiso ke pujari, bane fire inki battiya banadi
Fir jala diya vo bhi bina ghee ke
Maut aye Seedhe
Seedhe hote kaash ke ye
Par nikale ye cheeni se bhi zada meethe
Mera waqt haath se
Fisale ho jaise ret dekh ke
Bhi dikha ni ye jhoot tha safed shayad
Galat aur sahi ab koi maene na rakhe mere liye
Hu mai ek gayak, ek laayak, ek naayak
Leke chalu apne upar ek daayatv
Ke tu duniya meri nazaro se kabhi dekh shayad paega kabhi
Poora khel yaha haath dhare baitha
Mera kaam shamahaan tha bana
Tere liye gyaan maine bata
Fir jhaank meri aankho and bol mujhe
Kyu, haan?
Aise hi jane du kyu
Dahaadu jaise King Kong
Bhaage saare keede kabhi sapne they free ke
Ab ye mujhi ko khareede
Pade peeche mere, kyu haan?
Aise hi jaane du kyu
Hai ghisa maine teen saal khudko
Mai jaaga teen raat aankh laal meri
Likhi teen baat tere liye
Fir kyu haan?
Aise hi jane du kyu
Ek baar chali jaae
To baazi fir lautke naa aae
Kho jae, kaha jaae
Ye hojae beta *phew* haan
To fir aise hi jane du kyu
Kyu haan?
Aise hi jaane du kyu
Tha chhina poora ghar baar kabke
The theek hi kaali nazrein gadayein bethein
Keedhe padhe inhe padhe peeche mere kyu haan?
Toh fir aise hi jaane du kyu?
Aise hi jaane du kyu?
Aise hi jaane du kyu?
Janaab, din aaj ka ho
Ya rajaon ke zamane ka
Insaan sala har darr se nikal gaya hai
Chori ka, nashe ka, zindagi ka darr
Ek darr reh gaya
Samaaj ka darr, hain?
Inn sabne
Hadd kari duniya ki maanega to harr ghadi hath kadi
Pudhiya nikaalega to zapt teri harr kali
Hatt kar hi huliya kyu sunega kisiki khud hai
Jo kilsa sabhi se aisi gaandu kare harkat hi kyu?
Bani tumhaare liye suli
Par chadte tum sarr parr hi kyu?
Paisa nasha pyaar hai banne laga dal dal
Ye na ye na chode kabhi hone lagi khalbali kyu?
Na nikle muh se inke chu ab
Bohoto ki khapi meri chavi kabhi paaoge na chhu ab
Me bhao bhi na du ab bhale sade lage bura
Jisse bade gale lage churi ghope
Peeche laga ki goli gayi chu kar (chu kar)
Apne bhi tode dil kyu par?
Saalo se chaaro k beech hai kyu dar?
Kyu kar gaur aur inhi baaton pe fook kar
Aye trip fassi kyu sadi ye basi jhoot par
Hai thoot par
Dene ka do mann bhidega to gand
Failega sehle kya kehlega karu
Hashr aisa bhaida agar tere chehre ka
Kehr hai kyu kehneka bas fatti jab hai
Sunna sach hai poora desh ghoom gaya
Khudki sunni to saara game rule kiya
Maata bhagge chadegi zyada fuddi milegi
Saali buddhi sooji to poora bhes bhool gaya
Bhala kyu haan?
Kyu, haan?
Aise hi jane du kyu
Dahaadu jaise King Kong
Bhaage saare keede kabhi sapne they free ke
Ab ye mujhi ko khareede
Pade peeche mere, kyu haan?
Aise hi jaane du kyu
Hai ghisa maine teen saal khudko
Mai jaaga teen raat aankh laal meri
Likhi teen baat tere liye
Fir kyu haan?
Aise hi jane du kyu
Ek baar chali jaae
To baazi fir lautke naa aae
Kho jae, kaha jaae
Ye hojae beta *phew* haan
To fir aise hi jane du kyu
Aise hi jaane du kyu
Aise hi jaane du kyu