First they're K I S S I N G in front of me
Then they're H O L D I N G hands
Well I can S T A N D the fact that I'm forgotten
I can't be L I E V E their cheek
'Cause I'm not missing him, I just don't like a show-off
And I'm not jealous, I just wish they'd go off
Why don't they F U C K fuck just fuck off and fade away
Fade away
N-n-now I'm gonna tell you all his secrets
Did you know about the time he couldn't wait
He should have gone back home and changed his little shorties
Instead of sporting web-patched jeans for our first dates
Oh, honey
I could T E double L all your skeletons to walk right in, tell us who you are and where you've been
Woah, you better watch your mouth
'Cause I'm director of the show and I will break you as I go
So do it elsewhere and not in my face
Go to the movies, go back home, go to her place
'Cause it's not nice seeing kisses on another
You do not have to rub it in my God damn face
Oh, honey
I could T E double L all your skeletons to walk right in, tell us who you are and where you've been
Woah, you better watch your mouth
'Cause I'm director of the show and I will break you as I go
Break you as I go
Break you as I, break, break, break you
Break you as I go
Oh, honey
I could T E double L all your skeletons to walk right in, tell us who you are and where you've been
Woah, you better watch your mouth
'Cause I'm director of the show and I will break you as I go
Break you as I go
Break you, break you
I will break you as I go
Break you, yea-ea-ea
Honey, I could
Honey, I could
Honey, I could
Honey, I could
Honey, I could
Honey, I could
Honey, I could
Break you as I go
Break you as I go
Break you, break you
Break you as I go
Honey, I could
Honey, I could
Honey, I could
Honey, I could
Honey, I could
Honey, I could
Honey, I could
Honey, I could