When the audience don't come to you You'll have to go where the audience is And now I'm singing just karaoke songs The way things are is alright for me An ultimate opportunity Free pr for my own one man show And all these people came here to see me perform a little karaoke song I'm sure that things are gonna change Today's backstage is just the counter I pay to let them see the star is born But I refuse to be too easy I'll let them wait all through the evening to hear my version of "New York, New York" And all these people came here to see me perform a little karaoke song But when you try to sing along I think I'll shut you down yeah These minutes are mine I'm on solo So don't try to sing along I'm the one with the microphone yeah And this is my karaoke song A pretty boy with his glasses on Is melting every heart with Orbison An obvious choice for a karaoke song So I continue my one town tour Two blocks down to the next venue And I will be the most admired boy And all these people came here to see me perform a little karaoke song But when you try to sing along...