Ali, I don't know where to begin
I thought this was what you wanted
Alastair, why can't we still be friends?
After all, that was how this started
You were naïve and I never understood
I guess I've screwed things up for good
But Alastair, I don't think I can go on
♪
Looking back, I guess I should have known
The days were always warm
I'm sure the heat heightened my feelings
Winter came around
The temperature began to fall
I looked at us and all I saw were daydreams and summer memories
I always dreamed we'd get it on
I'm gonna miss you when you're gone
Oh Alastair, come back and let's have some fun
Oh Alastair, I don't wanna be here on my own
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It began the night we took off all our clothes
Ran drunken 'round your garden
"No one need ever know" you said
Let's make out again
But this time, let's not laugh like girls or put back on our clothes
Let's stay like that together and take it one step further...
You smiled that cheeky little smile that I've seen so many times
Oh Alastair, come back and let's have some fun
Oh Alastair, baby I don't want you to move on
With your kooky little ways and your stupid little phrases
I don't want to lose you
(I don't want to lose you)
With your messed up little games and your horny little brain
It'll be a shame to lose you
(Oh I don't want to lose you)
Ali, I love watching you play guitar
To lose yourself completely
(And god you know that makes me horny)
I'm begging you Alastair, baby, please don't quit the band
We need you here beside us (we need you here beside us)
If we're gonna take this anywhere
And then tonight, when everyone's in bed
You can mess with me instead
(You can mess with me instead)
Oh Alastair, come back and let's get it on
(Come back and let's get it on)
Oh Alastair, I don't wanna be the only one
With your kooky little ways (kooky little ways)
And your stupid little phrases (stupid little phrases)
I don't want to lose you
(I don't want to lose you, I don't want to lose you)
With your messed up little games (messed up little games)
And your horny little brain (horny little brain)
It'll be a shame to lose you (shame to lose you)
(It'll be a shame to lose you)
Don't quit the band
Don't quit the band
(C'mon, c'mon now baby)
Don't quit the band
(I don't know if I can take it anymore)
Don't quit the band