I think that you should take a long look in the mirror
Ask yourself what message you want to deliver
'Coz sometimes I think you forget
I hope this doesn't come across as patronising
But I am growing tired of your fantasizing
That this whole world is in your debt
You're so hard done by and the smallest things drive you mad
You don't get why you can't have your cake and eat it
So take tonight
We're meant to be out having fun at this party
But you're coming up with every reason under the sun
To abort and start a fight
(Please don't start a fight)
You're tired or you're too busy
Life's too hard and no-one understands
And you hate this scene and the toils of socialising
So I sought out and bounced my way over to all of them drag queens
'Coz they're fitter than all the girls
And way more fun than all the guys at the ball
And yeah they're far more entertaining throwing shade with innuendos
And lip-synching to our favourite divas while rocking stilettos...
...than you and your dull over-analysing of it all
We should learn a lesson from these lovely ladies
And let our hair hang down every once in a while
(Just once in a while)
Yeah that's right!
'Coz there are far more important things in life
Than the fight we've just had in the cab
Over who had said what, said it when and to whom
So you can sit here and sulk
But I'm sticking with the fabulous drag queens
'Coz they're cuter than all the boys
And way more fierce than all the girls at the ball
And yeah they're far more entertaining throwing shade with innuendos
Whilst competing on the runway, doing Death Drops in stilettos...
...than you and your dull over-analysing of it all
I wanna be immersed amongst the leaders of the pack
Those who understand a struggle, those who've taken up your slack
Helped fight this war for us all
To be standing proud and tall within these walls
And despite it all, still know how to have a good time
Not drowning in self-pity or losing all perspective on life!
I wish I had the courage it takes to wear that crown
And would you stand tall if it all came crashing down?
Would you stand and fight?
(Fight, Fight, Fight, Fight, Fight, Fight, Fight, Fight)
Would you hold your ground?
So tonight I'm camping out by the side of these fabulous drag queens
Seeing them reading the other divas
Serving Realness to all the girls at the ball
And yeah they're far more entertaining throwing shade with innuendos
Fierce Bitchaz on the runway, tucked and werking them stilettos...
...than you and your dull over-analysing of it all