Sitting in your car
Broke each others hearts
Only took us five years
Quarter of my life
God it felt so right
Right until it ended
Now all my friends, yeah
Raise a glass cause
I'm done with him and
They got me back, oh
They said he sucked and
He'd never last
God, I really wish they would have told me that
Five years and a really gross month is a fuckin' long time not to tell someone
I thought I was so in love
So I stayed too long
And it messed me up, oh
They should have said that
I could do much better
I see it all now
That we're not together, did everyone
Know, everyone but me?
Like I've been walking round
WIth spinach in my teeth
Should have called it quits
God, you're such a dick
And my family hates you
Arrested by the cops
Cheated and got caught
How'd I ever date you?
Damn, everybody else knew
Five years and a really gross month is a fuckin' long time not to tell someone
I thought I was so in love
So I stayed too long
And it messed me up, oh
They should have said that I could do much better
I see it all now that we're not together, did everyone
Know, everyone but me?
Like I've been walking round
With spinach in my teeth?
All my friends, yeah
Raise a glass cause
I'm done with him and
They got me back, oh
They said he sucked and
He'd never last
God I really wish they would have told me that
Five years and a really gross month is a fuckin' long time not to tell someone
I thought I was so in love
So I stayed too long
And it messed me up, oh
They should have said that I could do much better
I see it all now that we're not together, did everyone
Know, everyone but me?
Like I've been walking round
With spinach in my teeth