Do you only love me when I make you happy? Would you love me if I moved back to the valley? Would you still love me if I cut off all my hair? Would you take care of me and buy me decent things to wear? Do you think it's funny that we're never sober? Do you wish we could've met when we were older? Do you still think about the lovers that you've had? And wonder why they're in your head? Oh, boy Tell me how to be your boy Oh, boy Show me how to be your boy Tell me how to be your boy Do you think that I could really make you happy? We get money, buy a house out in the valley Copy couples that we said we couldn't stand Mistakes and accidents that everybody thinks we planned So much of life has got you feeling tired Would you still read me, baby, if I weren't required I care about what you say, believe, and think Are you the person I've been dreaming of between the sheets? Oh, boy Tell me how to be your boy Oh, boy Show me how to be your boy Tell me how to be your boy Oh, boy Tell me how to be your boy Oh, boy Show me how to be your boy Tell me how to be your boy Show me how to be your boy Tell me how to be your boy Oh, boy