For all my best friends, talking about you is boring
I know productive conversations unlikely
Like "who broke who's heart, who was wrong, who was ignoring"
A broken record, scratching a good spot on my psyche
Sometimes I want things to happen even if they're bad things
Then at least something, would be happening with you and me
Give me a big fight, give me a misunderstanding
I speak every kind of heartbreak fluently
At this point I've got ten thousands hours
I don't think there's more I can do
I could get a bachelor's degree in getting over you
At this point I'm so great at forgetting
I'm the expert on what ya do
But I think I'm finally ready
To be bad at someone new
I'll teach a course to all of your future ex-lovers
Here are the missteps I made every one
Don't sleep together, don't be friends if you're not friends
Kinda fucked up and it was also kinda fun
See I've got the mantas, all of the self affirmations
I've got the ten easy ways and the build your foundations
I've got the lo-fi heartbreak radio stations
Clearly I'm better, all better, congratulations
At this point I've got ten thousands hours
I don't think there's more I can do
I could get a bachelors degree in getting over you
At this point I'm so great at forgetting
I'm the expert on what ya do
But I think I'm finally ready
To be bad at someone new
I'm what you went through just to get to
The perfect person that'll get you
I'm the step-stool, I'm your jet-fuel
Two years down the drain
Like the glass of champaign at the interview
She asks me where I went to school
I went to college and then to you
At this point I've got ten thousands hours
I don't think there's more I can do
I could get a bachelors degree in getting over you
At this point I'm so great at forgetting
I'm the expert on what ya do
But I think I'm finally ready
To be bad at someone new
Bad at someone new
Someone new...