If you know me I've been feeling overwhelmed since '03 I was five-foot-one chronic acne Spent most of college being lonely, ah-ah-ah-ah I been pacing, skin cold clammy heart racing I'm so funny, self effacing, but I don't wanna be funny I don't wanna study and get smarter, don't wanna work harder I don't wanna struggle just to give my life a drama Drink a cup of water, evaluate my options Think my biggest problem is I think about my problems I wanna be hot and dumb Seems like it's lot more fun Six pack out, top down, feel the wind blow Unexamined life that's the anthem for the himbo Lots of sun, chewing on my bubble gum Let's get stupid get zooted til the pain is numb I wanna be hot and dumb And the new me Isn't on his phone getting gloomy He too busy chatting with a groupie Truth sucks just give me beauty, ah-ah-ah-ah Top forty playlist Being a snob is overrated Wanna settle in my jammies getting faded Turn off that news and get happy I don't wanna study and get smarter, don't wanna work harder I don't wanna struggle just to give my life a drama Drink a cup of water, evaluate my options Think my biggest problem is I think about my problems I wanna be hot and dumb Seems like it's lot more fun Six pack out, top down, feel the wind blow Unexamined life that's the anthem for the himbo Lots of sun, chewing on my bubble gum Let's get stupid get zooted til the pain is numb I wanna be hot and dumb God make me perfect, God make me great Put on my favorite record so I can dissociate God make it easy, God make it right God make me hot and dumb tonight I wanna be hot and dumb Seems like it's lot more fun Six pack out, top down, feel the wind blow Unexamined life that's the anthem for the himbo Lots of sun, chewing on my bubble gum Let's get stupid get zooted til the pain is numb I wanna be hot and dumb Yuh