I don't even know what happened to me You could go ask anyone who knew me I was really shy and kinda droopy I got blended up and now I'm smoothie, woo-wee Haven't felt this good since I was eighteen Tryna figure out why, but it beats me Everybody's nebby so they gotta ask me something like "What's new?" Everybody's asking Like it's something that I drank or I found it in a basket Well, I would call it passion Now I'm killing it like Carole Baskin What's new? Well, not much I got new jeans and I just stopped giving a fuck And, damn, I'm feeling so good (Yeah, yeah) I don't even know what happened to me You could go ask anyone who knew me I was really shy and kinda droopy I got blended up and now I'm smoothie, woo-wee It's a good a thing I never let depression keep me down too long 'Cause now I love me Ain't life funny? Yeah Ain't life funny? (Yes) Wanna hear some shit that makes me mad? You all liked me more when I was sad Back when I was bending over back for you You weren't looking out for my success Now I'm here conserving all my energy Swapping out my coffee for an herbal tea Kissing on my girlie back in Tennessee Anything to make me be a better me I don't even know what happened to me You could go ask anyone who knew me I was really shy and kinda droopy I got blended up and now I'm smoothie, woo-wee It's a good a thing I never let depression keep me down too long 'Cause now I love me Ain't life funny? Yeah Ha-ha, funny Funny, yeah Ha-ha, funny (Yes)