What is a man when he gives up his soul
For a lick from a chick who completely takes control
Tell the tale
How does a man who can see behind his head
Turn as blind as a bat with no eyes
What is a man when he turns on his friends
We've been tossed, now we're lost, just a platter of burnt ends
I feel ya
How do we make our hero wide awake
So that he could realize
Eddie & Malcolm:
That girl is bad, bad news
Bad news
Nothing but tears, nothing but trouble
Nothing but stress
Yes she is bad, bad news
Bad news
Eddie & Malcolm:
Our buddy Brett is gonna regret that he ever said yes
The girl may be hot but all that he's got is
Bad, bad news
What do you do when your friend's life's at stake?
Man, he's flipped
No, he's whipped like the cream on a cake
What can we say?
He won't talk
He won't play
How can one tongue destroy our whole team?
That girl is bad, bad news
Bad news
She's like a snake
She's like a cockroach
She's like a cow... a skinny cow!
Wow she is bad, bad news
Bad news
We're abandoned, left in the sand, and who are we now?
He fell for a sl*t with a fabulous butt
But she's bad, bad news
Perhaps there's a way we can... dispose of her.
Maybe she can meet with an accident.
We have got to make clear that she's not welcome here
The most horrible way we can find
We can go train a pitbull to chew on her flesh
I don't think they attack their own kind
We could torture her mother and chop up her dog
To be honest, I don't think she'd mind
I could rip off her pocketbook
Look, it's a start
Drive a stake through her heart, if she just had a heart
The longer it goes, the worse it'll get
So somebody's got to tell Brett
YEAH!
That girl is bad, bad news
Bad news
She's so such a bad persuasion
She took our pal, she took our leader
And let him astray
Hey, hey
She's totally bad, bad news
Bad news
Listen up, Brett, you're not ruined yet
We'll show you the way
Throw her under the bus and come back to us
Even though she has excellent shoes
She's bad
Bad
Bad
Bad
Bad
Bad
Bad
Bad
News!
Bad news!