Ask me how do I feel
Ask me now that we're cozy and clinging
Well, sir, all I can say
Is if I were a bell, I'd be ringin'
From the moment we kissed tonight
That's the way I've just gotta behave
Boy, if I were a lamp, I'd light
Or if I were a banner, I'd wave
Ask me how do I feel
Little me with my quiet upbringing
Well, sir, all I can say
Is if I were a gate, I'd be swinging
And if I were a watch
I'd start popping my spring
Or if I were a bell
I'd go ding dong, ding dong ding
Ask me how do I feel
From this chemistry lesson I'm learnin'
Well sir, all I can say
Is if I were a bridge, I'd be burning
Yes, I knew my moral would crack
From the wonderful way that you looked
Boy, if I were a duck I'd quack
Or if I were a goose I'd be cooked!
Ask me how do I feel
Ask me now that we're fondly caressing
Pal, if I were a salad
I know I'd be splashing my dressin'
Or if I were a season
I'd surely be Spring
Oh if I were a bell
Yes if I were a bell
If I were a bell
I'd go ding dong ding dong ding