I reflect on my reflection
And I ask myself the question
What's the right direction to go
I don't know
Am I a man or am I a muppet
(Am I a muppet)
If I'm a muppet then I'm a very manly muppet
(A very manly muppet)
Am I a muppet (muppet) or am I a man (am I a man)
If I'm a man that makes me a muppet of a man
(A muppet of a man)
I look into these eyes
And I don't recognize
The one I see inside
It's time for me to decide
Am I a man or am I a muppet
(Am I a muppet)
If I'm a muppet, well I'm a very manly muppet
(A very manly muppet)
Am I a muppet (muppet) or am I a man (am I a man)
If I'm a man that makes me a muppet of a man
(A muppet of a man)
Here I go again
I'm always running out of time
I think I've made up my mind
Now I understand who I am
I'm A Man
I'm A Muppet
I'm a Muppet of a man
I'm a very manly Muppet
I'm a Muppety Man
That's what I am