Hey Janet (Yes Brad?) I've got something to say. (Yes) I really loved the skillful way (yes) You beat the other girls to the bride's bouquet! (Ohh brad) The river was deep but I swam it, (Janet) The future is ours so let's plan it, (Janet) So please don't tell me to can it, (Janet) I've one thing to say and that's Dammit, Janet, I love you The road was long but I ran it, (Janet) There's a fire in my heart and you fan it, (Janet) If there's one fool for you then I am it, (Janet) Now I've one thing to say and that's Dammit, Janet, I love you Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker There's three ways that love can grow That's good, bad or mediocre Oh J-A-N-E-T I love you so Oh it's nicer than Betty Munroe had, oh Brad Now we're engaged and I'm so glad, oh Brad That you've met Mum and you know Dad, oh Brad I've one thing to say and that's Brad I'm mad for you too Oh Brad, Oh dammit! I'm mad, Oh Janet! For you, I love you to There's one thing left to do, and that's Go see the man who began it When we met in his science exam-i Made me give you the eye and then panic There's one thing to say and that's Dammit, Janet, I love you Dammit Janet; Oh brad, I'm mad Dammit Janet; I love you!