If you got some almond milk
Leave it on your window sill
'Cause baby, I'll be coming down your chimney Christmas Eve
Hanging tinsel on your tree
Stacking presents underneath
Making pie with all the pumpkins that you got last Halloween
Oh, I stole the keys to the reindeer sleigh
'Cause old Saint Nick needs a holiday
I'll be your secret Santa
Give anything to have ya
A winter wonderland of everything your heart could ever want
And then I'll go beyond, I'll be your secret Santa
Call Mr. Claus, I'll answer
I'll be your real life fantasy
I wanna be the reason why you're merry all the time
It's true, I'd give you all of my gifts
'Cause there's one thing on my list
And it's you
And it's you
Is it crypto, is it cash?
Or a Fortnite battlepass
Honey, tell me what you're hoping that you'll open up this year
Is it a Tesla at your door?
Is it love you're looking for?
'Cause you know if it's the latter, then I'll gladly volunteer
Ooh, I stole the keys to the reindeer sleigh
'Cause old Saint Nick needs a holiday
I'll be your secret Santa
Give anything to have ya
A winter wonderland of everything your heart could ever want
And then I'll go beyond, I'll be your secret Santa
Call Mr. Claus, I'll answer
I'll be your real life fantasy
I wanna be the reason why you're merry all the time
It's true, I'd give you all of my gifts
'Cause there's one thing on my list
And it's you
And it's you
And it's you
And it's you