No I'm not always a happy guy
As a matter of fact I would say I'm pretty negative
Actually I'm so negative I don't even tolerate other peoples' negativity.
I'm like a black hole of negative thoughts waiting to suck you in and let you drown in a bottomless sea of jaded disgust.
Stay away from me or I will consume all that positive energy of yours and transform it into the pure thick black petrol of hate,
Fueling my apetite for chaos and profound impression.
Erasing one by one the smiles of each and every single happy child's face.