Tough shit was born in Tennessee* He was deaf and dumb, he measured 4 foot 3 He had one arm one leg no teeth and one plum. He married a girl in 62 she was a 60 year old leper called Mary Lou, But she died of cancer on her anniversary. [Chorus:] They call him toughshit, toughshit Wilson Toughshit, thoughshit was his name Toughshit was left with a baby son who died on leukemia at the age of one, And toughshit was left with his guide doggy called roach. Till one day crossing with his dog on a wee doach, But roach didn't see the coach approach And the wheels rolled gently over toughshits head. [Chorus:] They call him toughshit, toughshit Wilson They call him toughshit And toughshit was his claim to fame At tough shits funeral, no one came The vicar was late and it poured with rain, They dropped the coffin down a flight of stairs, But let us not forget toughshits pain And perhaps he never died in vein but when it comes to that Who fucking cares, not me I don't [Chorus:] Toughshit, toughshit Wilson Toughshit was his name They call him toughshit, toughshit Wilson And toguhshit was his claim to fame