Buy a house in a college town All your friends are gonna move out Cause no one wants to live in the place that they grew up in Vodka shots from a coffee mug Call into work with a stomach bug And fall to the floor like snow in December It's days like this that make me think to myself Maybe it's time to get some help It's days like this that make nights I don't remember No I don't wanna remember ♪ Sew some seeds in the fertile ground Lie to myself and say it's gonna work out But death's not quite as tall as I remember Have a breakfast of cold hash browns Force myself to take a bike ride downtown Swerve into traffic and get run over It's days like this that make me think to myself Maybe it's time to get some help It's days like this that make nights I can't remember No I don't wanna remember ♪ A get well soon card rests upon the nightstand These flowers and broken bones are what I call home God descends and says it's not my time yet I still got a couple more chances to blow I'm the king of the castle My destiny is all my own And I don't have to be here if I don't want to But these walls are crumbling I rest my head on a cardboard throne And if given the chance I might just give up Yeah I might just give up