500 thousand dollars For your stardust 500 'cause you get what you deserve 500 'cause you've held it back since august 500, boy you sure have got some nerve Refrain: You've been on my mind Suddenly gone blind You've been on my mind 600 for a letter from your fan club 600, though you probably want more 600 'cause' you've kept it in your bathtub 600, boy, I've heard it all before You've been on my mind Scratching at your door You've been on my mind You know I have been sweet on you forever That's why I have been Stealing all your stuff Buy 500 thousand worth of 'clever' And you'll see that I can't ever get enough Buy 500 roses and a shotgun I'm sure you'll find it difficult to choose Sometimes I hear you'll even Get a refund In that way it is impossible to loose Refrain