Sat right down in my chair
Pawed a remote that wasn't there
So scared of the girls on my television screen
They look so good but talk so mean
And if you wanna go then you'll go
Take me to the dog park and leave me there
Leash me up and fill me with such cheer
Take this to chew on while you leave me there
Feet in the ditch ain't got a car
You were a bitch look where we are
Taking a chance on true romance but it's not puppy love
And if you wanna go then you'll go
And if you never knew, now you know
Take me to the dog park and leave me there
Leash me up and fill me with such cheer
Take this to chew on while you leave me there
Tie me up and chain chain chain me down
Keep me running right right right around
And they called it puppy love
It's not puppy love