Don't make me waste another ambulance on you, girl
The stupid shit you're always doing
Is making me fucking hurl
Just shut up and make yourself feel better? All you've gotta do is think
It's easy, just stop throwing up
In my kitchen sink
You'll love yourself in no time flat
What the hell do you think of that?
M m m mushrooms make all the girls swoon
Just 'cuz I didn't catch you this time
Doesn't mean I won't assume you're lying
Even if you like the boys
I'll believe you're making girls your toys
Just 'cuz I didn't catch you this time
Oh, I'm gonna catch you this time
I've gotta scratch this burning itch
Tell you you're an insolent bitch
It's past your bedtime, get home immediately
I'll never forgive you for this
How could you be so amiss?
You'll never see the light of day
Keep those druggies away
They've led you astray
Just wait until I tell your mother
She'll be about as active as Krist
I'm gonna leave you an enormous list
Of all the reasons I'm pissed
Maybe the bible will get you going
Away from all the drugs you're stowing
Happiness in the name of God
Why is everything you do so flawed
It's past your bedtime
Get home! it's time for rest
Just kidding, surprise drug test
You've fallen so far from the nest
You'll never see the light of day
There's no such thing as play
Get to work on your sun ray