And if you know my name You know I take it a step too far Anything you can do's already been done 'Cause I already thought of it And if you like my reason There's nothing you can say Because I'm so full of love and it's cruel But God's all sick and tired And everybody's out to get me Everybody's out to get me You think you're cool with it But you would only ruin it Yeah You think you're cool But I know you would ruin it And if you think I'm dumb It's 'cause I've got mad cow disease I've got black spots on both of my knees And I'm still learning to cope with it And if you think it's a sham Why don't you take me to Amsterdam? We could clear our minds And learn to speak Dutch instead of English Dutch instead of English 'Cause everybody's out to get me Everybody's out to get me And not a single sinner or a liar's Gonna get the best of me Yeah No not a single sinner or a liar's Gonna get the best of me Whoa You think you're cool with it But you would only ruin it Yeah yeah and I can call bullshit 'Cause I'm already full of it Oh you think you're hip You're with it You're the king of keeping it cool Yeah And I'm leaving the party 'Cause I could never get the best of you No From Saturday to Sunday You Were really somebody else And I'm heading home from Charley's Nothing more I can do La la la, la la la La la la la la la la La la la, la la la La la la la Everybody's out to get me, Oh Everybody's out to get me