...HOLY HOT BEAT BATMAN! IM ALIVE
I THOUGHT FOR SURE THAT I WAS DEAD
Last thing i remeber was the kitchen knife
NOW LOOK AT ME! im walking BREAD
I used to be a loaf but now im all alone
The world is SCARY if your on your own!
I didnt choose this life this life chose me
To become TOAST is my destiny
(Chourus): I AM BREAD i do not mean to boast (I AM BREAD) but soon i will be toast (repeat)(I AM BREAD) YEAH SOON I WILL BE TOAST X2
Trying to take a ride in the washin machein
ALL I WANTED WAS TO BE CLEAN
Watched the whole world spin around and tumble
While my body BROKE and started to crumble...
My entire life flashing through ma head
NOBODY WANTS TO EAT SOGGY BREAD :(Tried to dry myself of with toilet roll
But ended up falling in the TOILET BOWL!
(Chourus): I AM BREAD i do not mean to boast (I AM BREAD) but soon i will be toast (repeat)(I AM BREAD) YEAH SOON I WILL BE TOAST X2
WO WO WO WO WA WO
WA A O WA A O
IF A TOASTER IS BROKEN HOW CAN I BECOME TOAST!? X4
I'LL YOUSE THE RAIDIATOR X4