Once upon a time
There was a fine young man traveling the seven seas
He was young, he was wild
And sometimes a bit impatient with the girls
One day, he met an old lady in a dark corner of a tavern
She had an apple
"Eat this apple", she said
"Eat this apple and you will get rid of all the problems you will have with girls"
And so he did
He waited
He waited for the apple to take effect
But then he felt something was terribly wrong
He stumbled
He tried not to fall, but the pain was unimaginable
And then...
And then his dick fell off
His dick fell off
His dick fell off
Yes
And then his dick fell off
Yes
His dick fell off
Devastated, and deprived of his manhood
He lost the will to carry on
But then
He heard an ancient legend about a mystic animal which was said to hold the cure for his problem
The only thing he needed to do was to touch the horn of the...
"Gosh is my dick long unicorn"
He instantly set sail
Went to Moon Island
Found the beast
And after a long and furious battle finally touched its horn
The curing process started immediately
In fact, the growth was so immense that from that moment on he was known as the "Three Legged Pirate"
He sailed back to the tavern
Searched for the old lady and then...
They fucked all night
Ah
Ah
They fucked all night
And then his dick fell off
Ah
Yes
Ah