Once upon a time
A ship wrecked into a mountain
I know that sounds kinda bad
But, man, it worked out super awesome
'Cause the captain of that ship
Was a serious dude
Sometimes you've gotta make an oopsie
Just to lighten the mood
Speaking of lightening the mood
Speaking of thunderous joy
In comes Parker J., a raincloud
Looking for new employ
The beardful captain said, "Hey"
The cheerful raincloud said, "Hi"
They started working together
What a magical sight
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Once upon a now
They got it all figured out
They got that same-day delivery
They got that magic walrus route
And high above all the noise
This kid is done making storms
Sometimes by making a delivery
But this raincloud's reborn
Speaking of rainclouds
It's time to rain, cloud
Not with dropsies and wetsies
But with all of your besties
Russell's truckin' the mail
Angus is keeping it real
No more raining for Parker
Just sunshine feels
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