We've got breaking news (Mary) I'm Mary Debbie Gaperman (Trent) That's not the breaking news It's about the musical curse we've been captured in Listen to these people who- (Mary) Saw Captain Man as he ran Take it away, witnesses! (Vendors) As we were driving to our shifts at the park We saw the Captain in a mood most dark And we could see that he was trying to flee He went beyond the Swellview border! (Mary) Bravo! (Trent) Mary Debbie Gaperman, do you know what this means? Frankini curse the town and Captain Man has fled the scene! (Mary) That does sound bad