Two bedazzled robes made out of fine Egyptian silk Jewel encrusted bowls so that our royal cats can drink their milk When you own a golden throne Well, your perspective shifts We are, oh, so grateful for the greatest gifts Luxury sarcophagi to rest our weary bones Goblets with our faces, they're in guilded, sandy, precious stones Living in such luxury A mummy's spirit lifts We are, oh, so grateful for the greatest gifts And from the commoners who worship and admire us Hieroglyphic cards of highest grade papyrus Chariots of gold with rims well suited for a king Lost the stylish head-dress with the fiercest out Egyptian bling Gifts so grand and numerous They pile up in drips We are oh so grateful for the greatest gifts