Two bedazzled robes made out of fine Egyptian silk
Jewel encrusted bowls so that our royal cats can drink their milk
When you own a golden throne
Well, your perspective shifts
We are, oh, so grateful for the greatest gifts
Luxury sarcophagi to rest our weary bones
Goblets with our faces, they're in guilded, sandy, precious stones
Living in such luxury
A mummy's spirit lifts
We are, oh, so grateful for the greatest gifts
And from the commoners who worship and admire us
Hieroglyphic cards of highest grade papyrus
Chariots of gold with rims well suited for a king
Lost the stylish head-dress with the fiercest out Egyptian bling
Gifts so grand and numerous
They pile up in drips
We are oh so grateful for the greatest gifts