The phoenix cried fat tears of pearl When the dragon snapped up his best girl And the Billywig forgot to twirl When his sweetheart left him cold The unicorn done lost his horn And the Hippogriff feels all forlorn 'Cause their lady loves have upped and gone Or that's what I've been told Yes love, love has set the beasts astir The dangerous and the meek concur It's ruffled feathers, fleece, and fur 'Cause love drives all of us wild