You have a Vulgar mind
You have a Vulgar heart
You have Vulgar blood
You're Vulgar, through and through
So when in doubt...
Think Vulgar
And fall in line
Think Vulgar
And you'll be fine
Just remember all Vulgaria's sons and daughters
Are expendable, unless they follow orders
Think Vulgar
And show no fright
Think Vulgar
With all your might
Day und night
Be obedient and behave
Just like a Vulgar slave
Or you'll wind up
In a Vulgar grave
If you don't want thumbscrews
Or the torture rack
Just speak English
Jolly good
And tally-ho!
If we should fail
There is no turning back
We'll both be mincemeat
And six feet below
I don't want to go below
So act English
Stiff upper lip
Stiff upper lip
Speak English
Cheerio, pip pip
Cheerio, pip pip
If we should fail to get that car
As we've been ordered
In Vulgaria
We'll both be drawn and quartered
Think Vulgar
Be slick and sly
You're a spy!
Think Vulgar
Or else we die
Else we die!
Be obedient and behave
Just like a Vulgar slave
Or you'll wind up
(Wind up, wind up, wind up)
When the guns are lined up
(Lined up, lined up, lined up)
To a post you're twined up
Then what?
You're shot
In a Vulgar grave
A Vulgar grave