I'm just an average man, with an average life I work from nine to five; hey hell, I pay the price All I want is to be left alone in my average home But why do I always feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone I always feel like somebody's watching me, oh I always feel like somebody's watching me And I have no privacy When I come home at night I bolt the door real tight People call me on the phone I'm trying to avoid Well, can the people really see me or am I just paranoid? ♪ When I'm in the shower I'm afraid to wash my hair 'Cause when I open my eyes I might find someone standing there People say I'm crazy just a little touched But maybe showers remind me of "Psycho" too much That's why I always feel like somebody's watching me, oh I always feel like somebody's watching me There ain't no privacy, woh ♪ It's close to midnight Something evil lurking in the dark, woh Somebody's watching me Somebody's watching me Darkness across, across the land Are the neighbors watching me? Well, is the mailman watching me? And I don't feel safe anymore, oh, what a mess I wonder who's watching me now (who?), is it the IRS? Woh I always feel like somebody's watching me, h-e-e-e I always feel like somebody's watching me, h-e-e-e ♪ You hear the door slam And realize there's nowhere left to run You feel the cold hand And wonder if you'll ever see the sun I always feel like somebody's watching me, h-e-e-e I always feel like somebody's watching me I always feel like somebody's watching me, h-e-e-e I always feel like somebody's watching me I always feel like somebody's watching me, watching me woh