I'm doing shots before I meet you
Can't be sober when I greet you
You drink tequila by the litre
And I'm just following the leader
And I keep trying but I can't win
I'm a fan and you're a has-been
And this town ain't getting bigger
I gotta move if I'm not with you
You know
This ain't no stand-up show
Boy, what you laughing for?
Nothing about the way you make me feel
This ain't like me at all
I'm gonna do you wrong
Think it's funny?
Maybe you should wait and see
Fuck all your friends
No, really, I'm gonna fuck all your friends
Fuck all your friends, yeah, uh
Fuck all your friends
No, baby, I'm gonna fuck all your friends
Fuck all your friends, yeah
Uh-uh
Fuck all your friends
No, really, I'm gonna fuck all your friends
Fuck all your friends, yeah
I think loved you out of habit
Got addicted to the tragic
And I know you wanna play tough
So loving you is gonna be rough
Used to have it all together
You and me, that could be clever
I always think about you undressed
I really wish that I could care less
But I know
This ain't no stand-up show
Boy, what you laughing for?
Nothing funny about the way you make me feel
This ain't like me at all
I'm gonna do you wrong
Think it's funny?
Maybe you should wait and see
Fuck all your friends
No, really, I'm gonna fuck all your friends
Fuck all your friends, yeah
Really, I'm gonna fuck all your friends
Fuck all your friends
No, baby, I'm gonna fuck all your friends
Fuck all your friends, yeah
Fuck all your friends
No, really, I'm gonna fuck all your friends
Fuck all your friends, yeah
(I would go on and think about it all the time and)
(Know that you don't think about me at all)
Fuck all your friends
No, really, I'm gonna fuck all your friends
Fuck all your friends, yeah
Really, I'm gonna fuck all your friends
Fuck all your friends
No, baby, I'm gonna fuck all your friends
Fuck all your friends, yeah
Uh-uh
Fuck all your friends
No, really, I'm gonna fuck all your friends
Fuck all your friends, yeah
Uh-uh