Just left Blockbuster, copped a movie with the fam
Hit the crib, watch a movie with the fam
There's Something About Mary
That filled lil nigga with very wicked thoughts
And some nasty ass masturbation plans
See, I ain't even know what that was before I seen it
My eyes been always hooked on them drugs I call the TV
That's probably why I was scheming and feigning for deeper meaning
Reaching for fruit from trees my father said not to grasp
What the fuck-why the internet moving so slow
I made sure that nobody's talking on the phone
It's after 12 o'clock and I think I'm all alone
But still, I gotta watch, gotta keep it on the low
I'm at my Nana's house
Looking for coconut on computer with banana out
Aiming for A/S/L's from chicks so we can chat about sex
Less than 13 on this O'dell
I don't know much, but this can't go well
It happens to me all the time
Especially when the stars align
Don't wanna fall in love online
Don't know where to draw the line
It happens to me all the time
Especially when the stars align
Don't wanna fall in love online
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I be on Tinder like a mother fucker, swiping swiping swiping
Dark skins, light skins, don't matter, I like 'em
Might pipe em or wife em, don't know, I'm the type to
Choose variety like categories I type into PornHub, or maybe Xvideos
Or maybe BlackGFs, I'm obsessed with them pretty hoes
Pretty sure this ain't pure, need a cure
Been here for years staring at these screens
Mistaking women for things that fulfill my fantasies
My mind is twisted, digitally addicted
Lately I been conflicted, I need me an intervention
Somebody please pay attention, I'm telling you all the symptoms
Can you cure my condition, I'm itching for something different, just listen
Don't wanna fall in love with an image
Let me know what's up, in real life, can we kick it
I know I got my problems and I struggle with commitment
Raised by the internet, it's the way I was conditioned
It happens to me all the time
Especially when the stars align
Don't wanna fall in love online
Don't know where to draw the line
It happens to me all the time
Especially when the stars align
Don't wanna fall in love online
Yeah, yeah, yeah