There's somebody under the bed Whoever can it be? I feel so very nervous I call for Joanlee When Joanlee lights the candle But there's no one there and it's Hey! Hi! Diddeleedai And out goes she Skipping rope still turning Children at their play In and out of Clarendon Street In and out to pray I haven't prayed for twenty years Nor sung a happy song Since praying went with innocence And the devil played along And we all went up to the Mero singing Hey there! Who's your man? It's only Johnny '40 coats' Sure he's a desperate man A bang, bang shoots the buses With his golden key and it's Hey! Hi! Diddeleedai And out goes she hey! My mother was a stater And my father loved to tan She loved her ham and sausages And her soldier fancy man Nora's up in Jacobs And Mary's on the town And I joined the transport union When they said my nose was brown Well my uncle had a wolfhound That never had to pee When Hairy Lemon snatched him whole Down on Eden quay But now I've got me primos And me scapulars are blue For helping all the babies And Dolly Fossett too And we all went up to the Mero singing Hey there! Who's your man? It's Alfie Byrne out walking Sure he's a decent man A bang, bang shoots the buses With his golden key and it's Hey! Hi! Diddeleedai And out goes she hey! Well it's true that Dublin's changing Since the pillar was blown down By the winds of violence That are blowing up the town Well we used to solve a difference With a digging match and a jar But now we're playing bang-bang And it's going to bleed far And we all went up to the Mero singing Hey there! Who's your man? It's Brendan Behan out walking Sure he's a ginger man A bang, bang shoots the buses With his golden key And it's Hey! Hi! Diddeleedai And out goes she And we all went up to the Mero singing Hey there! Who's your man? It's Patrick Pierce out walking Sure he's another man A bang, bang shoots the buses With his golden key And it's Hey! Hi! Diddeleedai And out goes she And it's Hey! Hi! Diddeleedai And out goes she