I smoke a one joint every mornin' And a one every day,
Then a couple more to make the blues go away,
I smoke a one before dinner, and a one after lunch,
Sometimes I forget things that don't matter much,
I smoke a one to past the time,
Two to play Xbox,
Another one when I'm watching Boston Red Sox,
A couple in the evening and, one just before bed.
And this is my recipe for never feelin' sad, sad, sad.
I smoke a one joint every mornin' And a one every day,
Then a couple more to make the blues go away,
I smoke a one before dinner, and a one after lunch,
Sometimes I forget things that don't matter much,
I smoke a one to past the time,
Two to play Xbox,
Another one when I'm watching Boston Red Sox,
A couple in the evening and, one just before bed.
And this is my recipe for never feelin' sad.