If you're havin' trouble with the high school head
He's givin' you the blues
You wanna graduate, but not in his bed
Here's what you gotta do
Pick up the phone, I'm always home
Call me anytime
Just dial: 3-6, 2-4, 3-6, oh
I lead a life of crime
Hey
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds, and they're done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds, and they're done dirt cheap
If you're havin' trouble with your life of love
You got a broken heart?
He's double-dealin' with your best friend
That's when the teardrops start (Sucker)
Pick up the phone, I'm here alone
Just make a social call
Come right in, forget about him
We'll have ourselves a ball
Hey
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds, and they're done dirt cheap (Oh)
Dirty deeds, and they're done dirt cheap
If you got a lady, and you want her gone
But you ain't got the guts
She keeps naggin' at you night and day
Enough to drive you nuts
Pick up the phone, leave her alone
It's time you made a stand
For a fee, I'm happy to be
Your backdoor man
Hey
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds, and they're done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds, and they're done dirt cheap
Concrete shoes
Cyanide
TNT (Done dirt cheap)
Neckties
Contracts
High voltage (Done dirt cheap)
Hey
Dirty deeds
I wanna be your backdoor man
(Done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds
Dirty deeds, dirty deeds
(Done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds
Do anything you want me to
(Done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds
Whoa, dirty deeds
(Done dirt cheap)
Hahahahahaha, shit