Think I've set the world record
For how far mascara can run
When it comes to swimmin' in sorrow, I'm the champion
I even got my speech ready
For when I get the good news
That my name made the Hall of Fame for having the blues
I'm the belle of the ball
Bawling my way through the pity party for myself
If they could see me the heartbreak committee
Wouldn't nominate anyone else
I'd lead the parade, waving all day
If I could get up from the couch
When they're giving out prizes for crying out eyes
Just hand me the doggone crown
You're looking at royalty
I'm the Home Cryin' Queen
Never been a quitter
That's why I can't give up feeling sad
Now I'm at the top of rock bottom
And it ain't so bad
'Cause I'm the belle of the ball
Bawling my way through the pity party for myself
If they could see me the heartbreak committee
Wouldn't nominate anyone else
I'd lead the parade, waving all day
If I could get up from the couch
When they're giving out prizes for crying out eyes
Just hand me the doggone crown
You're looking at royalty
I'm the Home Cryin' Queen
There's been so much salty water rolling off these cheeks
There's a whole new ocean in my yard and they're gonna
Name it after me
'Cause I'm the belle of the ball
Bawling my way through the pity party for myself
If they could see me the heartbreak committee
Wouldn't nominate anyone else
I'm the belle of the ball
Bawling my way through the pity party for myself
If they could see me the heartbreak committee
Wouldn't nominate anyone else
I'd lead the parade, waving all day
If I could get up from the couch
When they're giving out prizes for crying out eyes
Just hand me the doggone crown
You're looking at royalty
I'm the Home Cryin' Queen
No need to feel sorry for me
I'm the Home Cryin' Queen