First of all you have to know the story That has made me sick of candy stores She seemed kind, a twisted mind She made us eat so much we couldn't leave the floor She fills you up with lollipops and pumpkin pie A crunchy chocolate filling that could make you cry With gummy bears and jelly beans in every size And yummy sticky toffee you can chew all night I'm the candy maker The finest queen of bakers Will you lick the jelly jam I've posioned with ammonia Bleach in all the crispy treats to make the children fall asleep Chemical sweets, mmm! They will be so sick! I'm the candy maker The ginger house creator Eating all the organs after cooking them for hours Biting on the juicy meat And ripping skin with nails and teeth What a delight Licking my fingers clean So doctor can you please Help my needs A crazy clown in tears on his knees She'll pay for this I swear At the least I'll tie her to a chair and make her feast Ha ha! She said Eat the muffin, take the pudding Cherry cake with lime Pigging out on fluffy marshmallows in every bite Then creamy shakes and ginger bread And milky chocolate bars Drink the caramel sauce dripping all through the night I'm the candy maker The ginger house creator Eating all the organs after cooking them for hours Biting on the juicy meat And ripping skin with nails and teeth What a delight Licking my fingers clean Ha ha What a delight Licking my fingers clean