Spoken: It was a moonlit night in old Mexico. I walked alone between some old Adobe haciendas. Suddenly, I heard the plaintive cry of a young Mexican girl. (Female voice singing a series of "La-la-la's) You better come home, Speedy Gonzales Away from tannery row Stop alla your a-drinkin' With that floozie named Flo Come on home to your adobe And slap some mud on the wall The roof is leakin' like a strainer There's loadsa roaches in the hall Speedy Gonzales, why dontcha come home? Speedy Gonzales, how come ya leave me all alone? Spoken in a male Mexican accent: Hey, Rosita-I hafta go shopping downtown For my mudder-she needs some tortillas and chili peppers. (Female voice singing a series of "La-la-la's) Your doggy's gonna have a puppy And we're runnin' outta coke No enchiladas in the icebox And the television's broke I saw some lipstick on your sweatshirt I smelled some perfume in your ear Well if you're gonna keep on messin' Don't bring your business back a-here Mmm, Speedy Gonzales, why dontcha come home? Speedy Gonzales, how come ya leave me all alone? Spoken in a male Mexican accent: Hey, Rosita-come queek-down at the cantina They giving green stamps with tequila!! (Female voice singing a series of "La-la-la's) (Female voice singing a series of "Ya-ya-ya's)