Around the curve and the bend
Dust flying in the wind
Trucks loaded with our friends on that dirt road to nowhere
We got nowhere to be
There's not no one to see
So hop in and I'll take you there
To that dirt road to nowhere
I would give you directions
But that would just lead to more questions
See around this neck of the woods it's best if
You let me get you to your destination
Climb on up and I'll take you
To B.F.E where their way
To party in a place where ain't no Google Maps gonna take you to
No there ain't no road signs 'cause the road ain't made
Matter of fact, there isn't even two lanes
Your truck will get scratched from the vines that hang
That's how these pavement princesses get their name
'Cause they're scared to send her
Afraid to put a mark on her fender
And mean while my ole' ride
Looks like it's been through a blender
Around the curve and the bend
Dust flying in the wind
Trucks loaded with our friends on that dirt road to nowhere
We got nowhere to be
There's not no one to see
So hop in and I'll take you there
To that dirt road to nowhere
If I said left at the oak tree
Would you know where that is?
Could you find that stump by the creek if
I went to sell you a fifth
If you can't then you probably ain't doing the drive
And if the wardens came you wouldn't know where to hide
We wouldn't slide round curves doing 105
Or you would just smile
Well you're in luck 'cause I'm up for it
Got nowhere to be 'til Monday morning
So put our cares to the wind and the petal to the floorboard
'Til your on board to being lost
Now when we get past all the pastures and tractors
And you think you got it mastered
Imma ask you to drive back
And when you ask me how to do that
I'll say
Around the curve and the bend
Dust flying in the wind
Trucks loaded with our friends on that dirt road to nowhere
We got nowhere to be
There's not no one to see
So hop in and I'll take you there
To that dirt road to nowhere
Around the curve and the bend
Dust flying in the wind
Trucks loaded with our friends on that dirt road to nowhere
We got no where to be
There's not no one to see
So hop in and I'll take you there
To that dirt road to nowhere