There's nothing less punk
Than listening to punk rock
Shut the fuck up, we get it already
You're so cool, the way you don't care
There's nothing brand new about changing your hair
It's funny how the punks became the jocks
Frat kids with colored hair
Now you see 'em everywhere
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, we're all punks just
Living in a world every day doing punk stuff
I know you like Black Flag
And the Adolescents
Started at your Dad's old leather jacket
Middle fingers, saying, "Fuck the fascists"
Now you're underground with the masses
I know there's nothing less punk than being an asshole
Who thinks that they're better and puts themself on a pedestal
But fuck all the bands that make you feel better about yourself
They suck (Do you listen to Bad Brains?)
So you love Black Flag? I'm sure your teacher's telling the truth
I'm sure you were mad when you were a kid
Just a distraught, suburban youth
And everyone's wrong, they never could know the things
That you've been through
I'm sure you've always been bad and getting in fights
You and your cool punk rock crew, I guess
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, he's a punk too
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, she's a punk too
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, had enough of
Living in a world every day doing punk stuff
I know you like Black Flag
And the Adolescents
Started at your Dad's old leather jacket
Middle fingers, saying, "Fuck the fascists"
Now you're underground with the masses
You and your cool punk rock crew
Ordinary point of view
We get it already
He's a punk too
She's a punk too
Had enough of living in a world every day doing punk stuff