Once there was a brussels sprout
Who was very, very scared.
"Oh, woe is me!" said the brussels sprout.
And what do you think scared that sprout so much?
The Scariest Thing in the Garden.
An aphid.
Once there was an aphid
Who was very, very scared.
"Oh, woe is me!" said the aphid.
And what do you think scared that aphid so much?
The Scariest Thing in the Garden.
A ladybug.
Once there was a ladybug
Who was very, very scared.
"Oh, woe is me!" said the ladybug.
And what do you think scared that ladybug so much?
The Scariest Thing in the Garden.
A spider.
Once there was a spider
Who was very, very scared.
"Oh, woe is me!" said the spider.
And what do you think scared that spider so much?
The Scariest Thing in the Garden.
A bird.
Once there was a bird
Who was very, very scared.
"Oh, woe is me!" said the bird.
And what do you think scared that bird so much?
The Scariest Thing in the Garden.
A cat.
Once there was a cat
Who was very, very scared.
"Oh, woe is me!" said the cat.
And what do you think scared that cat so much?
The Scariest Thing in the Garden.
A dog.
Once there was a dog
Who was very, very scared.
"Oh, woe is me!" said the dog.
And what do you think scared that dog so much?
The Scariest Thing in the Garden.
A child.
Once there was a child
Who wasn't scared at all.
"I'm so brave!" said the child.
For there was nothing in the garden
To scare the child at all...
Except...
A brussels sprout.