And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry
The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song
Bob the Tomato, unable to sneeze, visits the sneeze doctor
Please, can someone help me?
I need to sneeze
Wait for the sneeze doctor
Just take a seat
He'll be right with you
Sneeze if you have to
Sneeze if you need to
Don't hold it in
Just be sure that you cover your mouth with a tissue
I will assist you
Sneeze all your troubles away at up to 150 miles an hour
Interesting fact, the average sneeze travels at a rate of one hundred miles an hour
In 2003, Dirk Evert of Grundholt, Germany, clocked in at a one fifty
Way to go, Dirk!
Danke
I think I have a remedy
Perhaps in my culvery
I brought it from a merchant in Spain
For ultimate sneeze satisfaction
Try allergic reaction
Take a deep breath if it helps
You can squint at the Sun
Oh, here's some pepper
Let's see, I know, we can try this feather
Don't be afraid
Let it free
Oh, let it go
Go, go
Go, go, go, go
Interesting fact, the photic sneeze reflex, or sneezing when exposed to bright light
Is a genetic trait found in 25% of the population, including Dirk
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Spain
Gesundheit
Which interestingly means "good health" in German
Ja!
Sneeze if you have to
Sneeze if you need to
And apologize if you
Accidentally sneeze on your neighbor
Do them a favor
Offer them coffee and dumplings
Or maybe a small side of french fries
This has been Silly Songs with Larry
Tune in next time to hear Dirk say
Ich bin ein sneezer!