And who are you? You remember me I am Melvin, that slightly odd wise man who shows up every once in a while to tell you things Oh, yeah, what is it? I've come to tell you a little story There once was a man, a very rich man He had a lot of sheep, he had a lot of lamb He threw a lot of parties He was dapper, He was tan Yes, there once was a very rich man Okay, great story! I'll uh, see you next time Wait just a minute! My story isn't done It's about two men and I've only mentioned one Oh There once was a man, a very poor man He had next to nothing, just a little lamb But he loved it like a son and he fed it from his hand Yes there once was a very poor man Then one day, there was a guest at the house of the rich man What did he do? Have you guessed? To feed the guest of the rich man Well, let's see He had plenty of sheep So he could just share one of his sheep Not a problem! He took the lamb of the poor man He took the lamb of the poor man The rich man took to feed his guest, the very, very, poor man's lamb Is this a true story? As truly as I stand before you today, my story is true Who is that man? For his cruelty he will spend the rest of his days locked in my dungeon! Who is he? Oh King George, you are that man