Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmm
There lived a man so long ago
His memory's but faint
Was not admired
Did not inspire
Like president or saint
But people came from far and near
With their afflicted pets
For a special cure
They knew for sure
Wouldn't come from other vets
Whoah
This is a song for your poor, sick penguin
He's got a fever and his toes are blue
But if I sing to your poor, sick penguin,
He will feel better in a day or two
(Yodels)
He's gone a little loopy
In case you haven't heard
Heres a couple penicillin for your sickly arctic bird
Hmm hmm hmm hmm
No skeptic could explain just how
Nor could one oft rebut
The wondrous deeds that went on
In that little alpine hut
Some would stand in silence
While some just scratched their scalps
For the curious ways of the yodeling veterinarian of the alps
Whoah
Good news on the penguin, Doc,
He's up and kicking
This is a song for your pregnant kitty
She's looking nauseous
And a week past due
But if I sing to your pregnant kitty,
She will feel better in a day or two
(Yodels)
Jump in your car
Drive into the city
Buy a jug of milk for your nauseated kitty
Hmm hmm hmm hmm
The practice grew
Their profits flew until one fateful day
When the nurse who did assist the Doc asked for a raise in pay
The Doctor pondered this awhile
Sat back and scratched his scalp
Then said
No way José
To the nurse of the yodeling veterinarian of the alps
Whoah
This is a song for your bear-trapped teddy
He looks uncomfy
Think I'd be too
But if I sing to your bear-trapped teddy
He will feel better in a day or two
(Yodels)
Oh yeah, that'll work, he's good
(Yodels)
No wait, this should work
(Yodels)
Hmm hmm hmm hmm
Now the moral of our story
Its the point we hope we've made
When you go a little loopy,
Better keep your nurse well paid
(Yodels)
Whoah
Some would stand in silence
While some just scratched their scalps
For the curious ways of the yodeling veterinarian of the alps
(Yodels)