And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry
The part of the show where Larry comes out
And sings a silly song
Our curtain opens as Larry
Having just finished his morning bath
Is searching for his hairbrush
Having no success, Larry cries out
Oh, where is my hairbrush?
Oh where is my hairbrush?
Oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where
Oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where oh, where
Is my hairbrush?
Having heard his cry, Pa Grape enters the scene
Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a towel
Pa regains his composure and reports
I think I saw a hairbrush back there
Back there is my hairbrush
Back there is my hairbrush
Back there, back there, oh, where, back there
Oh, where, oh, where, back there, back there, back there
Is my hairbrush?
Having heard his joyous proclamation
Junior Asparagus enters the scene
Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a towel
Junior regains his composure and comments
Why do you need a hairbrush?
You don't have any hair
Larry is taken aback
The thought had never occurred to him
No hair? What would this mean?
What will become of him?
What will become of his hairbrush? Larry wonders
No hair for my hairbrush
No hair for my hairbrush
No hair, no hair, no where, no hair
No hair, no hair, no where back there, no hair
For my hairbrush
Having heard his wonderings, Bob the Tomato enters the scene
Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a towel
Bob regains his composure and confesses
Larry, that old hairbrush of yours
Well, you never use it, you don't really need it
So, well, I'm sorry, I didn't know
But I gave it to the Peach, 'cause he's got hair!
Feeling a deep sense of loss, Larry stumbles back and laments
Not fair, oh, my hairbrush
Not fair, my poor hairbrush
Not fair, not fair, no hair, not fair
No where, no hair, not fair, not fair, not fair
My little hairbrush
Having heard his lament, the Peach enters the scene
Himself in a towel, both Larry and the Peach are shocked and slightly
Embarrassed at the sight of each other
But recognizing Larry's generosity, the Peach is thankful
Thanks for the hairbrush
Yes, good has been done here
The Peach exits the scene
Larry smiles, but
Still feeling an emotional attachment for the hairbrush, calls out
Take care of my hairbrush
Take care, oh my hairbrush
Take care, take care, don't dare not care
Take care, nice hair, no fair, take care, take care
Of my hairbrush
The end