The Water Buffalo song Everybody's got a water Buffalo Yours is fast but mine is slow Oh, where'd we get them, I don't know But everybody's got a water Buffalo, ooh I took my Buffalo to the store Got his head stuck in the door Spilled some lime and beans on the floor Oh, everybody's got a (stop it) Stop, stop right this instant, what do you think you're doing? You can't say everyone's got a water Buffalo When everyone does not have a water Buffalo We're going to get nasty letters saying, "Where's my water Buffalo?" "Why don't I have a water Buffalo?" And are you prepared to deal with that? I don't think so, just stop being so silly This has been silly songs with Larry Tune in next time to hear Larry sing Everybody's got a baby Kangaroo Yours is pink but mine is blue Hers was small but (ah-ah-ah)