Miss Lucy had a baby She named him Tiny Tim She put him in the bathtub To see if he could swim He drank up all the water He ate up all the soap He tried to eat the bathtub But it wouldn't go down his throat Miss Lucy called the doctor Miss Lucy called the nurse Miss Lucy called the lady With the alligator purse In walked the doctor In walked the nurse In walked the lady With the alligator purse "Measles," said the doctor "Mumps," said the nurse "Nonsense," said the lady With the alligator purse "Penicillin," said the doctor "Castor oil," said the nurse "Pizza," said the lady With the alligator purse So out walked the doctor Out walked the nurse And out walked the lady With the alligator purse Oh, yeah!